Every now and then I get a little bit hungry
And the food bowl’s not coming ’round (Feed me now)
Every now and then I get a little bit tired
And find my owner’s laptop to sleep on (Pet me now)
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous
When my owner mentions the vet (Oh hell no)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
And a new cat shows up at the house (who the hell is this?)
Every now and then I get an urge to bite (Unprovoked just because)
Every now and then I decide to scratch you.
And I meow so loud tonight
And I meow louder than ever
And if you only only fill the food bowl
We’ll be holding on forever
I’ll get on with this new cat alright
‘Cause we’ll never be starved
Together we can wreak havoc at 2 in the morning
Meow…