I booped all three of the family cats

Juniper – 8yrs old

Side note: Someone had their phone on speaker, and I didn’t realize it until after I had taken this clip.

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This is Juniper. She’s an extremely neurotic calico kitty. We got her as a rescue when she was 1.5 years old. She was originally feral and had a litter of kittens prior to us getting her. She was spayed and given to us.

She still has some “mother hen” qualities, such as grooming Winston (the black cat) with excessive licking.

She hates the youngest cat, Lucy, with a fiery passion. We have had to break up many kitty brawls before, though we found that giving Juniper a little tube to hang out in chills her out some. She also has a special collar that releases a chill-out pheromone (if I understood my stepmother correctly).

Juniper is still a cutie, she’s just extra crazy. She also really likes to sit on pizza boxes.

Winston (female) – 8 years old

Side note: the guy coughing in the background is my dad. He has gnarly allergies.

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This is Winston, a FEMALE kitty. We got her as a kitten from a rescue program. She used to be an extremely active and playful cat, but now she lazes about and naps for most of the day. She has an extremely loud purr, and will give you a sharp glare if you have displeased her.

She also holds very long grudges. I had to remove her from my dad’s office chair, and she hated me for at least two months after it. Every time I tried to pet her, she’d make this unhappy growling sound, bite me, and then go somewhere else.

Eventually she forgave me, but I told my dad that HE has to be the asshole that moves her from now on.

Lucy – 5 yrs old.

Lucy is a floofy nebulung kitty with an interesting back story. In our previous apartment complex, there was an unfixed feral cat in the area. We tried many times to capture her, and she evaded us. We saw she was pregnant and left food and water out for her. Then she had the kittens. We managed to lure her onto our porch with an attempt to capture both momma and the kittens. We were only able to capture the kittens.

Momma cat is still roaming the neighborhood unfixed to this day. We called animal control, and I hope that they were finally able to capture her, because we saw more kittens that we were not able to catch (no doubt due to momma cat knowing about us).

There were three kittens, and Lucy was the angriest one. She hissed and spit at us out of pure hatred for a few weeks. Eventually, we were able to socialize her, and she is the sweetest kitty ever.

My sister took her two brothers, and my parents kept Lucy. Lucy is a fluffy and playful kitty, that demands to be in my stepmom’s arms whenever she comes home. She also begs for food as if we were starving her.

Juniper hates Lucy, and Lucy likes to be a little asshole and mildly antagonize her (mostly by hopping about near Juniper’s personal bubble).

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With that, all three snoots have been booped.